Perhaps the battery in my inner bullshit alarm has finally gone kaput, because I
We have no hot water. There's apparently some problem with the hotel's boilers; and although they keep apologizing & saying that it will only be "a few more minutes", we're stuck in our room with the difficult decision of taking an icy bath or a frosty shower.
All I want is a nice, HOT, relaxing, soothing bubble bath. Without having to warm the water in the coffee pot first.